Have you ever caught yourself reading a book that wasn't written by Hedgehog and thinking "gee, this would be SO much better if Doug Bailey was suffering..." Well we've got just the thing! (Also what the fuck is wrong with you??) Now, you can have Doug, in everyone's favorite funny death pose, slammed between the pages of your novel, manga, or ancient tomb of indecipherable symbols!
.: Aluminum base and white front side
.: Features a slot at the top to hold a book's page
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts